I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”
Sorry i’ve been so absent lately. I can’t promise that i’ll be online like i was, but I hope to be on a little more. Also any messages that have been sent to me have been read but unreplied to, i’m sorry for that aswell im just in a weird spot right now and unsure really of what to do and all that enchilada. But anyway, hi guys. I’m gonna change things up a bit on this blog and some of my side ones and yeah hopefully i’ll be on a little more and more enthusiastic about this place. But ily. Really i do